The mind of a post-college mostly-functioning member of society.

Did I just spend four years wasting my life away for a degree I didn't even want?

Wait, I actually like my job.

Why am I so miserable?

Are other people this unhappy?

Maybe I'm doing something wrong.

So how do I fix it?

*Google 'why am I so unhappy?'*

Nah, not depressed. Must be normal then.

WHY DOES 40 HOURS PER WEEK FEEL LIKE FOREVER?... EVERYONE DOES THIS.

Maybe I should just be a stay at home mom. Blog about stuff, make some money on the side, raise my kids.

Wait. That sounds miserable and lonely.

Nevermind, guess I'm working.

Crap, I feel like I'm working for peanuts.

Should I be asking for a raise?

Hang on... I have lots of cool stuff.

I can pay my bills.

I have zero debt.

I am making enough money.

Gosh, I'm such a money-monger.

But I can't make this much forever, right?

Nah, money will come.

Yeesh, why am I thinking so much about the future?

Do I want babies right now?

NO. No babies right now. Other people's babies are cute enough for me.

Maybe we could get a puppy.

Who has time for a puppy right now?

Gosh, I think I need to do the dishes.

I'm so glad I have a dishwasher.

How many loads of laundry need to be done today?

Is it my turn to buy groceries?

Not right now. Nobody needs to see the gloriousness of my pajamas and bed head at 2 PM.

Nobody.

Okay, maybe tonight. Or tomorrow. Groceries.

Maybe that means I should make a grocery list.

Gross, my floors need to be mopped.

When was the last time I swept under the furniture?

Do I have any furniture polish?

Thank goodness it's raining today.

I just want to play in my yard.

Do I have anything good on Hulu?

ABBY. No Hulu. Your house is disgusting.

I'll watch Hulu with Luke tonight.

I wonder if I have enough money this paycheck to do some online shopping...

NO. Just no.




Is this just me? Or does this happen to other people...