Why I like expensive stuff

Doesn't it make you feel totally accomplished when you have the money to buy something really expensive? I mean, not with a credit card, it totally defeats the purpose... But when you can legitimately buy something you want, even if it's more expensive than usual. OR, the opposite, when you find something ridiculously expensive on sale! I'm destined to buy expensive things, I think. So what this means, is I have to get rich. How? I have no idea. But it's gonna happen, and I will slowly chip away at my bucket list of things to own. Top of my list right now? An Audi. Why? Because I said so.

Here's a few things on the top of my list:
-Audi A5 or R8... They're just so sexy!
-Seven Jeans (nothing better than a good fitting pair of expensive jeans)
-Mac Computer (has to be completely decked out)
-A real leather jacket! Faux leather is just SO not the same.
-Dooney and Burke purse. Self explanatory.
-Nikon D3X
-Multiple lenses and studio supplies for photography purposes
-Adobe Photoshop CS5
-My entire four years of college
-Plastic surgery (NOT)
-Personal trainer (preferrably a buff, sexy man... I think so!)
-A sweet pair of Jimmy Choos
-Etc.

You see? I really need to get rich. Dang.